Never Odd Or Even: Archive

Mar 31, 20125 notes

#Anchorman #Brick #Steve Carell

Ron Burgundy: Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast.
Champ Kind: It jumped up a notch.
Ron Burgundy: It did, didn't it?
Brick Tamland: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart.
Ron Burgundy: I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident?
Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.
Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.

Mar 31, 20125 notes

#Paul Rudd #Anchorman

“People call me the Bry man; I’m the stylish one of the group. I know what you’re asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.” — Brian Fantata

Mar 31, 20121 note

#Anchorman #Paul Rudd #God

Mar 30, 201215 notes

#Community #Troy and Abed #Donald Glover

I Can Change (Stereogamous Remix) LCD Soundsystem

“I Can Change” (Stereogamous Remix) - LCD Soundsystem

Mar 30, 2012

#LCD Soundsystem

Filmmaker Kevin Smith’s is apparently planning to direct another sequel to his films “Clerks” and “Clerks II,” but for the New York stage instead of the big screen, /Film reported on March 29.

“I do want to do it as a play,” Smith said at a book signing in L.A. on March 27. “That would make me excited, to do a f**kin’ live show.”

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Mar 30, 2012

#Kevin Smith #Clerks #Broadway #Backstage

Mar 29, 2012

Desperation Day

Marshall: I miss my Dad, Ted. I miss him so much. When I was a kid, we would spend the summers in the upper peninsula and every year we would only get to the cabin until the middle of the night. So, it'd be pitch black, in the middle of the woods and I could never see anything in front of the headlights. But I always felt so safe, because my Dad was driving. He was like some sort of superhero, he could just see way out into the darkness... And now he's just gone, and it's pitch black, and I can't see where I'm going. I can't see anything.
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Marshall's Dad: Here's a secret: I couldn't see worth a damn either buddy. I just kept driving forward, hoping for the best.

Mar 29, 20124 notes

#How I Met Your Mother #Life #It's a bit like that isn't it #Jason Segel #Quote

Your Body Is A Wonderland John Mayer

“Your Body is a Wonderland” - John Mayer

Mar 28, 2012

#John Mayer

Mar 27, 2012293 notes

Mar 27, 20121 note

#The Rum Diary #Johnny Depp

Mar 27, 20122 notes

#Tech #Condom #Andriod #Geek #Funny

Mar 26, 20123 notes